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“shopping for clothes normally revolves around the colour of your next shell suit...if you see a bus approach it with caution” I have been inspired by a good friend to write a ‘top ten’ blog. So I have chosen to write one about my hometown. Before I go on, I apologise if you are from Chatham in England and you take offence at my comments. Yes, I agree they should be harsher! Well here are my top ten reasons why Chatham is a great holiday destination: 1. It’s the original home of the Chav. The Chav is an extremely rare species of human being which is predominantly nocturnal. The Chav nornally travels in small groups, or clans, and can be seen heading for the Chippy, Chinese or Curry House on most nights. They generally have a snarl on their face and a fake gold chain around their neck. Night photography tours to see the Chavs are available to all tourists (note: personal injury insurance compulsory). 2. London, Paris, New York, Rome and now Chatham. All fashion houses in their own right

Well, having found some spare time (I think it was hiding under the lounge), I have decided to give my blogsite a well overdue spring clean. Gone is the picture of the Sydney Harbour Bridge as well as the Fish. Even though I found it fun to have them on the blog, and they were fun to feed as well, I decided to take down that app. Also missing is the 'song of the week' which often ended up being 'song of the month'! I have bought in the share it application so that you Tweeters out there (Hi Nes) and Facebookers can easily share the blogs. I may make a few more changes but for now that is it. I also think the style of blogs should change too. I will still stick with the humerous ones but will occassionally write some more serious type ones too. Stay tuned and remember, you can subscribe to my blogs too!! Cheers DNW